Random facts about family, old friends, aquaintances, and strangers who've shared secrets with me.
....and will also remain anonymous.

A.
- Eats his boogers from time to time.
- Craps with the bathroom door open from time to time.
- Talks to himself out loud constantly and has imaginary conversations.

B.
- Once threw a happy meal toy in a deep fryer at a McDonald's and told no one....with the exception of me, of course long after the fact.
- Took a shit at a public restroom, didn't flush, and left a dollar sitting on top of it.
- Was a friend with benefits with a satanist girl who had a long-standing boyfriend. For his birthday, they fucked in an open grave plot.
- Once was temporarily hospitalized in a psych ward over obsessing over a butch-looking girl in middle school.
- Has done every drug probably with the exception of PCP and heroin.
- Once tried to date a convicted sex offender.
- Did coke at a party and waited in line to get a blowjob. He was third in line and was disgusted by the fact he was third.

C.
- Once had to explain to his own father that he was worried because he could no longer ejaculate. It turns out he had a prostate problem. One of the only people I know that has medically endured a dickhole penetration.
- Was once told by his mother (with me in the room) that if he turned out to be a girl his name would have been "Maria."
- He lost his virginity at a playground.

D.
- Freaked out having sex with some girl and the condom breaking, took her to the ER for the morning-after pill and spent a lot of money in doing so. He slept with same girl in a NJ motel that charged by the hour and had vibrating beds.
- Once drank so much in Japan that he blacked out in the street, slumped over the curb, in his own puke.
- Had a cousin who got caught jerking off by his ENTIRE family during a trip to the ocean.

E.
- Smoked crack.
- Dated a judo master that physically assaulted her.

F.
- Had sex with a mother while a baby was crying nearby.
- Dated a girl who got pregnant.....not by him.

G.
- Once thought he was bisexual.
- Never has met his father.
- Did acid once and did yard work and hallucinated that he was digging his own grave.
- A stripper farted while giving him a lap dance.

H.
- Once drank so much vodka, a friend and I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit and puke.
- Was suspended and eventually expelled from high school for repeated verbal threats to a girl who taunted him.
- His mother got breast implants.
- He participated in a MMF threesome.
- Dated a very tomboy obese woman who after dating him, became a lesbian.
- Once owned a number of man-thongs.

I.
- Has dated two women on separate occasions that both immediately or just nearly turned lesbian after dating him.
- Claims to own a business but doesn't have a business license and hasn't made a legitimate five thousand dollars or more and has been "pursuing it" for a little over 3 years.

J.
- Routinely drank bottles of Everclear or bourbon. I've personally seen him blackout and puke on himself and I threw him in a bathtub and put water on him to get him clean and keep him away and alive.
- His family knew he had some sort of mental/physical deficiency.
- He went to a strip club, got belligerent and too touchy with strippers, got forcibly thrown out by bouncers and his buddies had to find a wheelbarrow to put him in to cart him back to his dorm room.
- Got almost beaten to death on a bus trying to break up a fight.