Short list of things I'm noticably terrible at....
In no particular order or preference:

- Exuding a happy or positive demeanor.
- Ending a joke at an appropriate time.
- Professionalism.
- Hearing and speaking at random times.
- Routine exercise.
- Meeting deadlines.
- Expressing myself.
- Reading anything over 10 pages long.
- Writing anything over 3 pages long.
- Organizing anything personal.
- Fashion tastes.
- Ping-Pong.
- Baseball.
- Tasting.
- Self-Control.
- Food pairings.
- Personal hygeine.
- Making valid points seriously.
- Holding back.
- Uno.
- Guitar Hero.
- Guitar.
- Singing.
- Mumbling.
- Finding clues or hints.
- Football picks.
- Football.
- Anything involving extensive running.
- Song Selection.
- Finding anything worth buying in antique or thrift stores.

Things I'm good at...

- Wit.
- Talking about money.
- Talkin' shit.
- Naming professional wrestlers.
- Identifying moments in pop-culture history.
- Making fun of my brother.
- Being vulgar.
- Petting dogs.
- Listening to music that everyone forgets or never hears about.
- Moving large or heavy objects.
- Detail cleaning.
- Being bestowed nicknames.
- Driving.
- Waking up early.
- Writing compliments/criticism.
- Video games prior to the year 2000.
- Being creepy.
- Testing the limits of appropriateness.
- T-shirt making.
- Popcorn making.
- Sarcasm...and endless chasm of sarcasm.
- Finding expensive things that I want.
- Retirement contributions.
- Head shaving.

...and that's about it for now.